1 Not kissing first. - Avoid her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones make her feel like you are paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth by cutting out non-essentials. A proper kiss is the ultimate form of foreplay. 2Blowing Too Hard In Her Ears There is a difference between being erotic and blowing as if you are trying to extinguish candles on your 50th birthday. 3Not Shaving Its like a porcupine strapped to your chin which you rake repeatedly across your partners face and thighs. When she turns her head from side to side, its not passion its avoidance. 4Squeezing Her Breasts Most men act like a housewife testing a melon when they get their hand on a pair. Stroke , caress and smooth them.

5 Biting Her Nipples Nipples are highly sensitive. They cannot stand up to chewing. Lick and suck them gently. Flicking your tongue across them is good. Donot act like you are trying to deflate her body via her breasts. 6Twiddling Her Nipples When you feel the nipples between your fingers and thumb is like trying to find a radio station in a hilly area.

Focus on the whole breasts not just exclamation points. 7Ignoring Her Other Parts A woman is not a highway with just three turnoff. Breastville East and West Of Her Body and the Midtown Tunnel.

These are vast areas of her body which you've ignored far too often as you go bombing straight into downtown V****a. Getting The Hand Trapped Poor manual dexterity in the underskirt region can result in tangled fingers and underpants. If you're going to be that aggressive, just ask her to take the damn things off. 9 Leaving Her A Little Present Condom disposal is the man's responsibility.

You wore it, store it. 10 Attacking The C******s Direct pressure is very unpleasant, so gently rotate your fingers alongside her c******s.

11 Stopping For A Break Women, unlike men, donot pick up where they left.

If you stop they plummet back to square one very fast.

12 Undressing Her Awkardly Women hate looking stupid, but stupid she will look when naked at the waist with a sweater stuck over her head. Unwrap her like an elegant present, not a kids toy. 13Giving Her A Wedgie During Foreplay Stroking her gently through her panties can be very sexy. Pulling the material up between her thighs and yanking it back and forth is not. 14Being Obsessed With The V****a Although most men cannot find the c******s without maps, they still believe that the v****a is where it's all at. No sooner is your hand down there, than you're like trying to stuff stolen banknotes up a chimney. This is okay in principle, but if you're not careful it can hurt-so donot get carried away. Its best to pay more attention to her c******s and the exterior of her v****a at first, then gently slip a finger inside her and see if she likes it. 15Massaging Too Roughly Hands and finger tips are okay, elbows and knees are not. 16Undressing Prematurely Don't force the issue of stripping before she's at least made some moves towards getting your stuff off, even if it is just undoing a couple of buttons. 17Taking Your Pants Off First A man in socks and underpants is at his worst. Lose the socks first. 1Going Too Fast When you get to the p***s-in-v****a situation, the worst thing you can do is pump away like an industrial power tool-she will soon feel like an assembly line worker made obsolete by technology. Build up slowly, with clean, straight regular thrusts. 19Going Too Hard If you bash your great triangular hip bones into her thigh or stomach, pain is equal to two weeks of horseback riding concentrated into a few seconds. 20Coming Too Soon Every mans fear. With reason.

If you shoot before you see the white of her eyes, make sure you have a back-up plan to ensure her pleasure too.

21Not Coming Soon Enough It may appear to you that humping for an hour without climaxing is the mark of a sex god, but to her its more likely the make of a numb v****a. At least buy some intriguing wall hangings, so she has something to hold her interests while you're playing marathon man.

22Asking If She Has Come You really ought to know or tell.Most women make coo.But if you reall don't know don't ask. 23Performing Oral Sex Too Gently Don't act like a giant cat at a saucer of milk.Get your whole mouth down there and concentrate on gently rotating or flicking your tongue on her c******s. 24Nudging Her Head Down Men persist in doing this until she's eyeball-to-p***s hoping that it will lead very swiftly to mouth-to-p***s.If you want her to use her mouth, try talking to her seductively. 25Not Warning Her Before You Climax Sperms taste like sea water mixed with egg white.When she is performing oral sex warn her before you come so she can do what is necessary. 26Moving Around During Fellatio Don't thrust.She will do all the moving during fellatio.You just lie there and don't grab her head. 27Taking Ettiquett Advice From Porn Movies In X-rated movies women seem to love it when men ejaculate over them.In real life it just means more laundry to do. 2Making Her Ride On Top For Ages Asking her to be on top is fine.Lying there grunting while she does all the hard work is not.Caress her gently, so that she doesn't feel quite so much like the captain of a schooner.And let her have a rest. 29Attempting Anal Sex & Pretending It Was An Accident This is how men earn a reputation for not being able to follow directions.If you want to put it there, ask her first.

And don't think that being drunk is an excuse. 30 Taking Pictures When a man says "Can I take a photo of you?" she will hear the words ".. To show my buddies" At least let her have custody of them.

31 Not Being Imaginative Enough Imagination is anything from drawing pattern on her back to pouring honey on her and licking it off. 32Slapping Your Stomach Aganist Hers There is no less erotic noise.It's like a bleching contest. 33 Arranging Her In Stupid Poses If she wants to do advanced yoga in bed, fine, but unless she is a Roman gymnast, don't get to ambitious.Ask yourself if you want a sexusl partner with snapped hamstrings. 34Looking For Her Prostrate womens Don't Read this carefully.Anal stimulation feels good for men because they have a prostrate. 35Giving Love Bites Its highly erotic to exert some gentle suction on the sides of the neck, if you do it carefully.No woman wants to have to wear turtlenecks and jaunty scarves for weeks on end.

36 Barking Instructions Don't shout encouragement like a coach with a megaphone.

Its not a big turn-on. 37 Talking Dirty It makes you sound like a lonely magazine editor calling a 1-900 line.If she likes nasty talk she will let you know. 3Not caring Whether She Comes You have finished the job.Keep on trying until you get it right and she might even do the same for you.

39Squashing Her Men generally weigh more than women, so if you lie on her a bit too heavily, she will turn blue. 40 Thanking Her Never thank a woman for having sex with you. Your bedroom is not a soup kitchen.