This man was turning 100 years old. So his great grandson desided to get him this really good looking, hot hooker for a gift. When she arrives to the mans house she rings the bell, the 100 year old answers the door to see this very good looking hooker. She introduced herself as a hooker that his great grandson had gotten for him for his birthday. She told him that she was going to give his some super sex, he thinks for a second...

and tells her I'll have the soup.