THE GRADE TWO TEACHER ASKED THE CLASS TO PREPARE TWO SENTENCES FOR HOMEWORK OVER THE WEEKEND THE WORD WONDERFUL MUST APPEAR TWICE IN THE SENTENCE. WHEN THE HOMEWORK TIME CAME THE FIRST LIITLE GIRL GOT UP AND READ ALOUD HER SENTENCES - "ON SUNDAY WE WENT TO THE BEACH WE HAD AWONDERFUL PICNIC AND THE WEATHER WAS WONDERFUL.- EXCELLENT REMARKS THE TEACHER SECOND PERSON"IT WAS MY BIRTHDAY SATURDAY I HAD AWONDERFUL PARTY AND SOME WONDERFUL GITS SPLENDID SAYS THE TEACHER - THIS ROUTINE CARRIES ON THROUGH THE CLASS UNTIL IT'S LITTLEJHONNYS TURN TO SPEAK QUICK THINKER WITH NO HOMEWORK PREP HE JOTS UP-"MY SISTERCAME HOME ON FRIDAY AND TOLD MY DAD SHE'S PREGNANT' THE TEACHER QUICKLY STOPS HIM IN HIS TRACK -"YOU SHOULDNOT SAY PERSONAL THINGS ABOUT YOUR FAMILY" -"WELL MISS IT'S PART OF MY HOMEWORK AND HE IS ALLOWED TOCONTINUE. THEN MY FATHER SAID TO HER WELL IS'NT THAT WONDERFUL!-IS'NTTHAT JUST F**KIN WONDERFUL!