A man wanted to give his 80 year old father a special gift for his birthday, so he hired a hooker and had her wait upstairs.

He told his dad to go upstairs because his birthday gift was waiting for him in the bedroom. The old man slowly walked up the stairs and entered the bedroom, where he saw a voluptuous blonde, naked, on the bed.

She smiled at him, writhed sensuously, and said, "I'm going to give you SUPER SEX!" The old man was silent for a minute, then said, "What kind of soup?"