John, married for more than 10 years had never bought any gifts for his wifes birthday or wedding anniversary because he of his busy business schedule.

He either forgot or usaully arrives home too late for any form of celebration.

This year he made a point to come home early and give her a surprise for her birthday. On his way home, he stopped by the local convenient store, bought a box of her favourite chocolates and a bouquet of roses.

Soon as he arrives home, he stepped into the house he called out to his wife, Honey! Im home, look Ive got a surprise for you. Indeed his wife was surprised and delighted to see the gifts. For once he was home early and remembered her birthday. She rushed to him and planted a long and loving kiss on his lips, took the box of her favourite chocs and without a word, quickily dissappeared into the room. John stood there waited for awhile and wondered why she ran off and did not reappear. After 10 minutes, he tip-toed into the bedroom, still holding to the bouquet of roses. He gave a rap on the bedroom door and entered and saw her lying stark naked on her back on the bed, spread eagled with legs wide open, both her arms raised beckoning her husband to her, In here, Darling!!!. John exclaimed, Oh! Honey, surely we have a vase somewhere around the house to put them flowers in.