I heard this on a west jet flight from a stewardess.

Three ladies are about to enter heavens gates, when suddenly saint pete appears and tells them that there all allowed in heaven but they can't step on any turtles, the ladies look at each other kinda surprised and head into heaven, the first lady see, s a turtle and decides i'm going to step on the duck and see what happends, suddenly puff the ugliest man she has ever seen ends up in her arms and she finds out that he will be attached to her arm for all eternity, the two remaining ladies look at eachother in surprise and make sure they dont step on any ducks, then the second lady trips abd steps on a turle and puff the same thing happend to her, Well the finale lady is staying miles away from any duck she see's, but then suddenly puff the most gorgeous hottest hunk she has ever laid eyes on is on her arm, she cant believe her luck and ask the man what did she do to deserve him, the man replies "I dont know what you did but i stepped on a duck" lollllllll