A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a beer. The bartender looks over at the television and exclaims, "Hey, everybody, theres some psycho driving the wrong way on I-90!" "Oh no!" gasps the man.

"My wife takes that highway home after work, and its about that time." He quickly calls his wife and says, "Watch out, baby, theres one crazy person going the wrong way on the highway." "One?!" his wife replies. "Theres a million of them!"