Two guys go into a pharmacy. One guy asks clerk if the pharmacologist is in. Clerk goes in back, and soon returns with him. "Are you the famous pharmacologist Pildoretti, who won the Nobel Prize for research on a cure for cancer?" he asks.

"Why, yes, " the pharmacologist replies, obviously flattered by the recognition. "The same Pildoretti who developed a vaccine against herpes, and who did pioneering work on a treatment for Alzheimer's Disease?" "Yes, that's me, " the pharmacologist repeated. Guy turns to his buddy and says, "You see, I told you we can buy here with confidence.

" Then he turns back to the pharmacologistand says, "My friend here would like to buy a bottle of aspirin and a package of cotton, please."