Cute Joke

 

A male Canadian is vacationing in Australia.

Walks into a bar, sits at the bar, and orders a Canadian beer. A good looking waitress notices and immediately makes small talk letting the man know she also is Canadian and that her world tour has stalled because of funds and this is why she is working at the bar.

By the end of the night both have a real liking for each other and the man invites the waitress to spend the night with him. The waitress thinks about it but decides not to. The man knowing her financial predicament then offers her 400.00 to spend the night with him. The waitress can really use the money and besides what can it hurt she really likes the man. The following night the man enters the bar and once again the waitress agrees to spend the night with him for another 400.

00. This arrangement happens for five nights in a row. On the sixth night the man enters the bar but this time finds a table in a corner.

The waitress thinks this is a little unusual but is determined to make another 400.00 so she puts on the charm even more so by chatting the man up. She asks the man what part of Canada he is from. He states Toronto. She is surprised and states that she is from Toronto.

She then asks what part of Toronto, he states Scarborough. She once again is surpised and states she also is from Scarborugh. She then asks what street, he says Sutton St. The waitress is very surprised now, she says she grew up on that street and that her parents still live there. She then asks what number, he says 1240. The waitress is now flabbergasted, she says she her parents live at 1274. The man then says I know, your father gave me 2000.00 to give to you.

 

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