A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police. "What are these matches and lighter fluid doing in your car?" asks the cop. "I'm a juggler and I juggle flaming torches in my act." "Oh yeah?" says the doubtful cop.

"Lets see you do it.

" The juggler gets out and starts juggling the blazing torches masterfully. A couple driving by slows down to watch. "Wow, " says the driver to his wife.

"I'm glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they're giving now!"