Good: Your wife is pregnant Bad: It's triplets Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago Good: Your wife is not talking to you Bad: She wants a divorce Ugly: She's a lawyer Good: Your youngest son is finally maturing Bad: He's involved with the woman next door Ugly: So are you Good: You & your wife agree - no more kids Bad: Your wife can't find her birth control pills Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them Good: Your son is dating someone new Bad: It's another man Ugly: He's your best friend Good: You give the 'birds & the bees' talk to your 10 year old daughter Bad: She keeps interrupting Ugly: With corrections Good: Your 15 year old daughter just got a new job Bad: As a hooker Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients Very Ugly: She makes more money than you