A young boy walk into the brothel and asked the madame for a girl to party with. The madame asked the young boy if he had any experience with women. Upon hearing that he did not she told him to follow her and took him outside behind the building. She pointed to a large tree in the back yard with a knot hole in it. She then told the young boy to practice on the tree untill he had gained some experience.

A couple of weeks later he returned and told the madame he was now experienced. She sent him up to a room and a very short time later heard her girl screaming for help. She ran into the room and found the boy jaming a broom handle into the girls y. What in the world do you think you are doing, the madame helled at the boy.

I'm checking for bees came the reply.