An old lady gets on a bus. She sits down in front of two Italian gentlemen.

She pays no mind to them, until their conversation takes an interesting turn. She hears: "Emma come-a first, den-a, I come. Two asses, dey come-a together. Den, I come-a again. Two asses, dey come-a together again. I come-a again, pee twice, den-a I come-a one more time.

" The old woman is flabergasted. She turns around in disgust and says "Proper gentlemen do not have those kind of conversations in public, or in front of a lady!". The Italian guy says "What's the matta, you? I just tell-a my friend how to spell-a Mississippi".