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Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

2.

The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

3.

Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved. 4.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are? 5. When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra. 6. You know you are getting older when everything either dries up or leaks.

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I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top. 8. One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young.