One day a man was driving past a farm house, the farmer was sitting on his front porch, the driver walked up to the house and said " Sir, i knoticed you have some milk weed up on the hill, would you mind if I went up and got some mikk?" The farmer said, "Sure son.. Help your self." a little while later the driver came walking back with two buckets full of milk.

A week later the same driver came along the house, this time he said to the farmer. "Sir, I knoticed you have some hunny suckle on the hill, mind if I get some hunny?" The farmer replied, "Sure son...

Help yourself." a little while later the driver returned with two buckets of hunny.

Another week passed, the farmer was sitting on his porch with his boots becide him feet on the rail when the driver pulled up again... The driver stepped from his car and said to the farmer, " Sir, I knotices you had some P***ywillow on the hill, " the farmer interupted by saying, "Let me put on my boots"