---------- When you think about the differences between work and prison, maybe prison isn't so bad.. In prison: You spend most of your time looking through bars from inside wanting to get out. At work: You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars. In prison: There are wardens who are sadistic.

At work: They are called supervisors.

In prison: You have unlimited time to read e-mail jokes. At work: You get fired if you get caught. NOW GET BACK TO WORK!! THIS IS CONCLUDED...