Hubby democrat and wife republican were both horny one night, but just before getting down to it, they got into a political argument. Wife got extremely upset and would not let Hubby 'get any'. They both went to bed. After some time, the wife who is still horny says: "this republican is conceeding and if the Democratic member stood now, he could easily get in". Hubby replies: "Too bloody late. This democratic member has already stood as an Independent, and lost his deposit"