Tap On Shoulder

 

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.

For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said: "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!" The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much." "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver.

", the driver replied.

"I've been driving a van carrying dead bodies for the last 25 years. So im not used to such taps from the back seat"

 

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