An enviromentalist is walking through the forest sniffing the air when suddenly, out from some bushes, charges a hungry Grizzley straight at him. The guy turns and flees but soon tires and falls, the bear seconds away. Though never much of a worshipper he suddenly gets faith and cries out "Oh Lord, HELP me...

" "DINGGG..." a silver bell sounds and time stops. A voice from above says "What would you have me do to help you my now faithful worshipper?" The guy thanks the Lord and says "turn this bear into a Christian like me." "Done...

" says the Lord "DINGGG...

" time starts again. The guy looks up at the bear, sees it kneel, put it's paws together in prayer, and say "Oh Lord, please bless this food I am about to receive..."