A woman and her husband interrupt their vacation to go to the dentist. After waiting up front impatiently for a few minutes, they are called back to an examining room. When the dentist enters the room, the woman is very direct. "I want a tooth pulled, and I don't want any Novocain because I'm in a big hurry, " she said. "Just extract the tooth as quickly as possible, throw some gauze on it and we'll be on our way." The dentist was quite impressed. "You're certainly a courageous woman, " he said. "I don't think I could have a tooth extracted without drugs, no matter how much of a hurry I was in. Which tooth is it?" The woman turns to her husband and says, "Show him your bad tooth, dear." |