Two doctors opened offices in a small town and put up a sign reading: "Dr. Smith and Dr.

Jones, Psychiatry & Proctology." The town fathers were not too happy with that sign, so the doctors changed it to: "Hysterias and Posteriors.

" This was not acceptable, so they changed it again to: "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids." No go, so they tried: "Catatonics and High Colonics.

" Thumbs down again, so up went: "Manic depressives and Anal-retentives." This didn't fly, so here came: "Minds and Behinds", "Lost Souls and A*****es", "Analysis and Anal Cysts", "Queers and Rears", "Nuts and Butts", "Freaks and Cheeks". "Loons and Moons" didn't work either, so they finally settled on: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends".