A TRAVELING SALESMAN WAS A THOUSAND MILES FROM HOME.

HE FINALLY PROCURED SOME VIAGRA FROM A STREET VENDER.

HE WAS SO EXCITED HE CALLED HOME IMMEDIATELY TO TELL HIS WIFE. HONEY YOU KNOW IT HAS BEEN YEARS SINCE I COULD GET IT UP WITH YOU? WELL IVE GOT VIAGRA AND I WILL BE HOME NEXT WEEK! THE WIFE BEING SO COMPASSIONATE SAID DONT WAIT A WEEK I KNOW ITS BEEN YEARS FOR YOU AND YOU HAVE ALWAYS WANTED THAT LITTLE WAITRESS IN L.A.

SO GO AHEAD AND USE ONE WITH HER.

HELL HONEY, HE REPLIED, I DONT NEED VIAGRA WITH HER!!