A couple of rednecks are out in the Tennessee woods hunting when Bubba suddenly grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing his eyes are rolled back in his head. Billy Bob whips out his cell phone and calls 911 He gasps to the operator, "I think Bubba is dead! What should I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions.

First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence.......

and then a shot is heard. Billy Bob's voice comes back on the line, "Okay, now what???"