Bill was finally able to get his new woman into bed. He put everything he had into her but she wasn't responding. Finally, Bill asked her what was wrong.

"It's your organ, "she said, "I don't think it's big enough." Bill replied, " Hey, lissen, bitch, i din't know i was gonna be playing in a cathedral." There was an old biker who was sitting at a stop light. As he is sitting there, a teenage boy with a rainbow colored mohawk walks by.

The boy turns to the man and says, " What the fu are you looking at old man.

" The man replies, " About 18 years ago i screwed a peac**k and i'm afriad that you're my son."