A guy is out with his mates on a Friday night and while visiting the gents, notices that there is a flavoured condom machine. He thinks to himself that he'll get a packet and have a bit of fun with his wife when he get's home. When he finally get's home his wife asks "Did you have a good time dear?" to which his reply was "Yes babes. I bought these flavoured condoms and wondered if you fancied a bit of fun with them?" She asks him what he means to which he replies "I'll put one on, turn the light of and you put it in you mouth and tell me what flavour it is" She promptly agrees. So off go the lights and she pops it in her mouth. She then look up at him as says "Cheese and Onion flavour!". He replies "Bloody hell love, give me chance to put one on!"