A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says, "Your butt is getting really big.

I mean really big! I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue." With that, he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom. "Yes, I was right.

Your butt is 2 inches wider than the barbecue!!!" The woman chose to ignore her husband. Later that night in bed, the husband was feeling a little frisky. He began to make advances towards his wife, who completely brushed him off. She told him, "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?"