A young woman asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. The young woman also announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go with him to have sex for the first time. Well, the young man is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the young man for about an hour. He tells the young man everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the young man how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10 pack, or family pack. The young man insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the young man shows up at the young woman's parents house and meets his friend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents.

Come on in!" The young man goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the young woman's parents are seated. The young man quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the young man is still in deep prayer with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the young woman finally leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were so religious.

" The young man turns to her and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist." JOKE 2: A guy is on a tour of a factory that produces various latex products.

At the first stop, he is shown the machine which manufactures baby-bottle nipples. The machine makes a loud 'HISS-POP' noise.

"The hiss is the rubber being injected into the mold," explains the guide. "The popping sound is the needle poking a hole in the end of the nipple." The man accepts the guides explanation. Later, the tour reaches the part of the factory where condoms are manufactured.

There, the machine makes a 'HISS, HISS, HISS, HISS-POP' noise. "Wait a minute!" exclaims the man. "I understand what the 'HISS, HISS, HISS' noise is, but what's that 'HISS-POP' noise every so often?" "Oh, it's the same noise you heard at the baby-bottle nipple machine," explains the guide.

"except this machine pokes a hole in every fourth condom." "What? That can't be good for the condoms!" shrieks the man. "True," explains the guide, "but it's great for the baby-bottle nipple business!"