Little Red Riding Hood was making her way through the woods one day, already having decided to visit her grandmother. She gets stopped by Mr. Bunny Rabbit. He tells her, "Oh Little Red Ridding Hood, Little Red Riding Hood, you shouldn't go on through the woods to visit your grandmother today.

The Big Bad Wolf is there and he's gonna pull up your little red dress, pull down your little red panties, and screw your little red socks off." Well, being a girl used to having to take care of herself, she pulls out her .

22 pistol and says, "Oh no he won't...I have this to protect me." And off she goes. A short tme later Mr.

Squirrel stops her. "Oh Little Red Ridding Hood, Little Red Riding Hood, you shouldn't go on through the woods to visit your grandmother today, " says the squirrel.

"The Big Bad Wolf is there and he's gonna pull up your little red dress, pull down your little red panties, and screw your little red socks off." "Oh no he wont", she says and pulls out her gun. "I have this to protect me.

" And off she goes. A short time later she arrives at her grandmother's house and knocks on the door.

The Big Bad Wolf answers.

"Oh Little Red Ridding Hood, Little Red Riding Hood, you shouldn't have come to your grandmother's house today. I'm gonna pull up your little red dress, pull down your little red panties, and screw your little red socks off.

" She pulls out her gun and says, "Oh no you're not...

you're gonna eat me just like the story says."