A guy is walking along the beach, when he meets a girl with no legs, crying.

"Why are you crying?" he asks. "I've never been hugged, " she says. The guy hugs her, but she continues crying. "Why are you crying?" he asks. "I've never been kissed, " she says. The guy kisses her, but she continues crying. "Why are you crying?" he asks. "I've never been screwed, " she says. The guy picks her up and throws her into the water. "There, " he says. "Now you're screwed."