10. I think Barry Manilow is one very cool guy. 9. While I'm up, can I get you a beer? 8. I'm absolutely wrong, you must be right! 7. Her tits are just too big. 6. Sometimes I just want to be held.

5. That chick on Murder She Wrote turns me on. 4. Sure I'd love to wear a condom. 3. We haven't been to the mall for ages, let's go shopping and I can hold your purse. 2. Screw Monday Night Football, let's watch MurphyBrown.

1. I think we are lost, we better pull over and ask directions.