A police officer was walking by a car lot at night. He noticed 2 old ladies sitting in a car. The officer went up and asked the ladies if they were ok. "Yes we are fine" answered one lady.

"Are you trying to steal this car?" asked the officer.

"Oh, no, I bought this car." said a lady.

"Then why don't you drive away?" asked the officer. "Neither of us drives" answered the little old lady. "Well, if you don't drive, why did you buy a car?" asked the police officer. The lady replied "My friend said if we bought a car here, we would get screwed and we are just waiting."