Feel free to add to the list........... Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms, keeping the same tag-line............

Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you. Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long Renault condoms - size really does matter! Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in about 30 minutes Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!! Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world Sainsbury's Condoms - making life taste better Tesco Condoms - every little helps Nike Condoms - Just do it. Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life. Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk. KFC Condoms - Finger Licking good. Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands.

Safeway condoms - Lightening the load.

Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough.

Coca Cola condoms - The real thing. Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going.

Macintosh condoms - It does more, it costs less, it's that simple Pringles condoms - once you pop, you cant stop Burger King condoms - Home of the whopper Goodyear condoms - "for a longer ride go wide" Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain.

Flash condoms - Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hard work. Halfords condoms - we go the extra mile. Mars condoms - a condom a day helps you work rest and play AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service Pepperami condoms - its a bit of an animal Polo condoms - The condom with the hole A very poor seller!!!!