51 Days, 51 Days, 51 Days

 

Nine gorgeous blondes entered a local bar and ordered 10 bottles of champagne and 10 glasses. They immediately went to a group of tables, set them all together, opened the champagne, filled their glasses and cheered 51 days, 51 days, 51 days then downed their drinks.

The celebration continued on for some time and the bartender could hear them enthusiasticly shout many times 51 days, 51 days, 51 days! About an hour went by and a 10th blonde entered carrying a picture, went to the tables, set the picture down filled her glass as the others watched and shouted 51 days, 51 days, 51 days! Curious as to what all the commotion was about, the bartender went up to the 10th blonde and said "I see you ladies are having a celebration and I was just wondering what it was all about." The blonde said "We got so sick and tired of all the dumb blonde jokes that we decided as a group to do something about it! So we bought this puzzle and all of us put it together.... see!" The bartender looked down and saw a beautiful picture of the Cookie Monster sitting on the table. The blonde smiled and said "The side of the box said two to four years...but we showed them...

we all put it together in and the whole group cheered 51 DAYS, 51 DAYS, 51 DAYS!!!!"

 

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