Two Solicitors are stranded on a desert island. Everyday one of the solicitors climbs to the top of a tree to see if he can see a rescue boat coming. One day, the solicitor yells down "I don't believe it! There's a naked, blonde girl floating towards us!" "You're seeing things" says the other solicitor. "Come down now!" He climbs down and the other solicitor is laughing. But then the woman washes up on the beach and the two solicitors discover she is alive. One says to the other.

"We've been on this island for ages. Do you think we should screw her?" The other solicitor looking confused says "Out of what?"