Why do blonds rub their eyes when they wake up in the morning? becuase they don't have any balls to scratch A smart blond a dumb blond and Santa Claus jumped off a bridge who hit first. the dumb blond the othe two don't exist Why did the blond star at a bottle of orange juice for 10 min because it said concentrate on it There where three chinese people in a plane and the plane crashed. There was a mom a dad and a kid.

The mom and dad looked all over for there son but they couldn't find him so they dicided to go home.

When they got home there son was siting on th couch. The mother asked him how he got back so fast and he said "me chineese me think fast me climb down dadies ass he go pooof me go zoom that how i get home so soon.