Three dustman in a crew, 1 driver and 2 mates, one of the mates goes to a house to get their bin and there was a gorgeous blonde lady standing by the front door, she called the dustman over and said would you like your christmas present, the dustman said yes, so she took him upstairs and made passionate love to him, when they had finished she told him to send his mate in, he came over and got the same treatment as the first, after they had finished she told him to send in the driver, the driver came over and she gave him a tenner, he then asked why he got a tenner and the other two got sex, she replied my husband said: give the driver a tenner and f**k the other two.