Two blonde girls are standing under a flag pole looking up and scratching their heads.A handyman stops and asks "whats the problem girls" one girl replies, "the boss gave us this tape measure and told us to measure how high this flag pole is and both of us are too scared to climb up it", the handyman then pulls out a spanner, undoes the flagpole, lays it on its side, measures it then stands it back up and tells the blondes "8.65 metres" and he walks away.the blondes look at each other and one says to the other "typical male we want the height and he tells us the width"!!!!