Blonde Mississippi Woman A young blonde woman in Warren County, Mississippi was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the Mississippi River. She went down to the river and was about to leap into the turbulent water when a handsome young sailor saw her teetering on the edge of the dock.

He took pity on her and said, 'Look, you have so much to live for.' "I'm off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food everyday.' Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added, 'I'll keep you happy and you'll keep me happy.

' The girl nodded yes, after all, what did she have to loose? Perhaps a fresh start in Europe would give her life new meaning.

That night the sailor brought her onboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he brought her sandwiches and a piece of fruit and they made passionate love in the boat until dawn. Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered by the captain.

'What are you doing here?' he asked.

'I have an arrangement with one of the sailors', she explained.

'I get food and a trip to Europe and he's screwing me.' 'He certainly is, ' the captain said. 'This is the Ameristar Casino and we never leave Vicksburg.'