Little Johnny hated closed doors, but soon he was tall enough to reach the doorknob and open the door. Thats how he happened to catch his mother naked in the bathroom. He pointed at the tuft of curls between her legs. "I don't have that, Mommy. What is it?" Johnny's mom was caught off guard and answered, "Well, do you remember last summer when daddy was chopping all that firewood?" "Yes." answered Johnny.

"And do you remember how sick I got last summer?" "Yes." "Well thats where your daddy accidently hit me with the axe and why I got so sick." "Gee, thats too bad, " sympathized little Johnny, "He got you right in the c**t."