A traveling salesman knocked on a special door one afternoon. The door was special because the woman that answered was 5'10' 36-24-36 and blonde and wearing nothing but a bra, panities, and a sheer robe. The salesman said, "Excuse me ma'am I would like to demonstrate a new product called the new blue cheer. All I will need is a bowl of warm water and a bowl of cold water and something to wash." The woman invited him in and brought him the water that he needed and handed him the robe she was wearing. The salesman eyed her and began his pitch.
"Wishy-wishy-washy in the new blue cheer, rinsey, rinsey, rinsey, 'til it comes out clear. Put it to your nose...
smells like a rose!" The woman to the garment and smelled it and to her surprize it smelled like a rose.
"Do you need another demonstration ma'am?" the salesman asked. The woman said, "Sure" and handed over the bra that she was wearing.
The salesman eyed her again and started his pitch. "Wishy-wishy-washy in the new blue cheer. Rinsey, rinsey, rinsey 'til it comes out clear.
Put it to your nose...
smells like a rose!" The woman again took her garment and smelled it. "Is there anything else you would like me to wash?" The salesman asked, clearly excited. The woman said, "Why not?" and handed over the panties she was wearing. The salesman eyed her again, a little longer this time, then began his pitch.
"Wishy-wishy-washy in the new blue cheer. Rinsey-rinsey-rinsey 'til it comes out clear. Put it to your nose... wishy-wishy-washy in the new blue cheer...
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