A man is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt. Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs. To his delight, he realizes she has no underwear.

The blonde realizes he is staring and inquires, "Are you looking at my p***y?" "Yes, Im sorry, " replies the man and promises to avert his eyes.

"Its quite alright, " replies the woman, "Its very talented, watch this, Ill make it blow a kiss to you." Sure enough the p***y blows him a kiss. The man, who is completely absorbed, inquires what else the wonder p***y can do. "I can also make it wink, " says the woman. The man stares in amazement as the p***y winks at him. "Come and sit next to me, " suggests the woman, patting the seat. As the man moves over, the woman asked, "Would you like to stick a couple of fingers in?" "Good God!" said the man, "Can it whistle too?"