A blonde hurried into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off. "How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.

"Well, I was trying to commit suicide, " the blonde replied. "What?" sputtered the doctor, "You tried to commit suicide by shooting off your finger?" "No, Silly, "the blonde said, "First I put the gun to my chest, and then I thought, I just paid 6, 000.

00 for these implants. I'm not shooting myself in the chest." "So then?" asked the doctor. "Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought, "I just paid 3, 000.

00 to get my teeth straightened. I'm not shooting myself in the mouth." "So then?" "Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: "This is going to make a loud noise.

So I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the trigger.