A lady walked into a LEXUS dealership just to browse. Suddenly she spotted the most beautiful car that she had ever seen & walked over to inspect it. As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected little fart escaped.

Embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see if anyone had noticed & hoped a salesperson hadn't been near. But, as she turned back, there, standing next to her, was a salesman. With a pleasant smile he greeted her,