10 - You look like a hooker I knew in Phoenix. 9 - You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend. 8 - If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

7 - You look just like my mama.

I love my mama. 6 - Gross! Somebody farted. Let's get out of here. 5 - Hey, baby, wanna go halves on a bastard? 4 - So... is it safe to say I'm gonna get lucky tonight? 3 - You'll do.

2 - Wow! Are those real? And the 1 worst opening line of all time: "Gee, for a fat girl, you sure don't sweat much."