So there are these two pilots flying into an airport. They see the runway and start panicing.

The first one says "we won't be able to land!" the second says, "don't worry, i can handle this." he starts slowing the plane down. he has the plane reeling back because of how much speed he is trying to drop off. the first pilot doesn't believe they will make it, but the second keeps trying. They touch down and only lurch forward a few feet, staying on the runway.

the first one says, "this has to be the shortest runway i have ever seen." the second, "yeah, but it certainly is the widest i have ever seen."