6 Cans

 

I used to work at a grocery store. I was a bag sacker and carry-out. I met a shopper there that got my curiousity going.Every week she would come in a buy milk , meat, all that good stuff and in particular 6 cans of cat food. One day, I asked her "What is your cat's name? She replied" no cat!!" I kept asking her about the cat food, but not directly. She finally said it was for her husband. I was shocked!!! I couldn't believe it was for him. She said" everyday he would take it to work and have him a can of cat food." So each week she would buy him 6 cans.

Several months went by and finally one day she stopped doing it. I asked her 2 weeks after she stopped and asked her.

"What had happened"and she said that "her husband was no longer working." I asked her" If he had retired" and she replied that " he got hurt at work" I asked her" that was to bad and that if he was alright". She said that"he was confined to a bed."I asked what had happened and she said" that Thursday at lunch he got finished eating and broke his back trying to lick his assss"!!!!!!!!!

 

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