A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out and went to see his Rabbi about it. "I brought him up in the faith, gave him a very expensive bar mitzvah, it cost me a fortune to educate him. Then he tells me last week he has decided to be a Christian. Rabbi... where did I go wrong?" "Funny you should come to me, " said the Rabbi. "Like you, I, too, brought my boy up in the faith, put him through university, it cost me a fortune, then one day he comes and tells me he has decided to become a Christian.

" "What did you do?" asked the lawyer.

"I turned to God for the answer, " replied the Rabbi. "And what did he say?" He said, "Funny you should come to me...

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