The young American girl, on her very first trip to Paris, decided to test the French male's fabled expertise in the art of love-making.

On her first date, she asked him what exactly he intended to do with her. "First, " he replied, "I weel remove ze dress. Zen, ' I will carry you to ze bed.

And zen, " he added triumphantly, "I will lick ze navel.

" "Big deal !!!" she said.

"I've had my navel licked before hundreds of times.

" "Ahhhhhh, but of course.

" shrugged the Frenchman.

"But...

from ze inside ?"