One day two rednecks named Bubba and Earl were driving down the road drinking a couple of Buds.

The passenger, Bubba, said, "Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's a po-leece roadblock! We're gonna get busted for drinkin' these here beers!" "Don't worry, Bubba, " Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, then throw the bottles under the seat." "What fer?" asked Buba. "Jist let me do the talkin', okay?" said Earl.

They finished the beers, threw the empties under the seat and slapped the labels on their foreheads. When they reached the roadblock the sheriff said, "Have you boys been drinking?" "No sir, " said Earl, pointing to his forehead, "we're on the patch."