So 2 guys are standing in line at the airport getting ready to buy tickets. There waiting and waiting untill finely they get up there. The lady askes how may I help you? the first guy says Yeah can I get 2 picktets to titsberg? Whoops I mean 2 tickets to Pitsberg. and then turns to the second guy and says man thats wired.

The second guys says no its just a fruden slip i had one the other day. Me and my wife were at dinner and i ment to say please past the salt but instead I said HEY BITCH YOU RUINED MY LIFE.